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Gmail No longer Invite Only

2007-08-25T07:45:00.000-07:00

Time to start posting on Nerdy Blog again. First story today is that Gmail is no longer invite only. That is good because Gmail had been giving invites out like candy. So below is picture proof, and that is all I've got for now.

Ferrari

2007-03-28T11:27:00.000-07:00

There is a big internet fuss about what happend recently with Eddie Griffin, the actor from the movie Undercover Brother, a very funny movie. He was driving the car for a promotion and during the drive he crashed the car into a concrete barrier. Also let me mention that the car was a 1.5 million doller Ferrari Enzo. that sucks for Eddie Griffin, because he has not really made a movie that has made 1.5 Million dollers. ever.

Hurting Music $0.99 at a time

2007-01-12T19:45:00.000-08:00

Albums are usually 10-20 tracks depending on the artist. Many people complain that albums only have 1 or 2 good tracks. This is in part because of Music download services such as I tunes. When people are just going to buy a few of their favorite songs why should they bother on making the rest of the songs good. People are missing out on the album. They like a band because they hear one or two songs never listening to it all. If people only buy one or two songs then the artist isn't gonna try for the rest of the songs. The sale of an mp3 for $0.99 is cheap, easy on consumers wallet, good business for the companies, but bad for the future of music.

Burning Bananna!! Funny

2007-01-12T18:23:00.000-08:00


Funny hilarious bannana on fire burn burn burn!! not family guy simpsons, futurama, anime, yo mamma, barney or rock

Watch and Be amazed

2006-12-18T20:16:00.000-08:00

Octopus Eats Shark

2006-12-05T20:11:00.000-08:00


An octopus takes on a shark very cool.

Animusic-Pipe Dream

2006-12-03T12:55:00.000-08:00


An insane computer animated music video. It must have taken them forever to make this.

Conan O'Brien worker goes to India

2006-12-03T12:44:00.000-08:00

This is a funny video of A conan O'Brien employee going to india to meet his tech support hotline operator. It's really funny.

Wind powered robots

2006-11-26T10:31:00.000-08:00

This man makes kinetic sculptures which are like wind powered robots. They are very cool. Check out the video below.

The coolest USB hub ever

2006-11-25T19:36:00.000-08:00

The USB self destruct button is the coolest usb hub ever.
Simply it's a USB hub shaped like a self destruction button that looks like it came straight from a secret laboratory or a giant robot or something cool like that. You can pre-order them now at www.geekstuff4u.com

The USB hub is supposed to make noises when you start the self destruct sequences.

Video of the hub in action can be found here.

Windows Vista and Hybrid Hard Drives.

2006-11-25T19:27:00.000-08:00

A hybrid hard drive is a hard drive that is assisted by flash memory. The flash memory will remember certain bits of data you use most often, so that it can be recalled by the flash memory instead of the slower hard drive. It is like a permanent cache. The upcoming windows operating system Windows Vista, will be able to recognize a flash drive plugged into the computer and temporarily use it to assist a hybrid hard drive even more, giving you an instant performance boost. This would be cool because it would let cheap flash drives improve your computer.

The Zune

2006-11-25T18:55:00.000-08:00

The Microsoft Zune launched recently. Maybe you know what it a Zune is maybe you don't. The Zune is supposed to be the iPod killer. A new mp3 player with wireless internet technology that lets you share songs. In theory it is like an ipod that can connect to the internet, share songs, a store that offers a wide range of mainstream and indie music, a wider screen than the ipod, and a new subscription based media system. In theory it sounds great.

image from www.zune.net

It seems that it is too good to be true. According to reviews the Zune is not working out the way it users would like. The software is a pain to install, if you share a song with a friend they only get to play it three times, you can't share your videos, videos are only uploadable in wmv format, it is unsure whether the zune will be compatible with windows media player, the zune does not support current subscription based services, it is slightly bigger than the ipod, and it has a smaller battery life. With all of these flaws it is hard to justify shelling out $250.00 for a 30 gig Zune.

However there is a bright side, most of these flaws are only minor and can be fixed with software updates. It seems like the Zune was rushed to market, but can easily be fixed later from updates. Microsoft just needs to figure out what they want to do with the Zune, either that or someone needs to hack its WiFi capabilities. So it seems one way or another the full capabilities will be eventually released. It looks so cool and capable and I really want it to succeed, but the best way to be sure is to wait and see if the Zune will get patched up enough so it can topple the ipod's reign of reliable mediocrity.

Movie Review: Casino Royale

2006-11-24T17:42:00.000-08:00

The latest James Bond movie Casino Royale starts off with a young James Bond who isn't en a "double oh" agent yet. James Bond at this point is a reckless agent who doesn't play by the rules. Instead of using gadgets James Bond relies on poker and run and gun action to get the job done. Yes that's right poker. Instead of trying to stop an evil person from blowing up the world, his mission is merely to take a villain's money by beating him at poker. While there is plenty of action interspersed into the plot, it's hard to shake that the second half of the movie contains too much card playing and not enough international sleuthing.

I liked it and recommend watching it. I give it an A-

Saturday Night Live

2006-11-21T18:03:00.001-08:00

Saturday Night Live was once a funny sketch show, however they've sucked the last several seasons, with some good sketches and there. The last two shows have been really good so here is one I think is really good. Could SNL be making a comeback?

The blizardman

Another sketch that was very good was the awkward carpool sketch, unfortunately NBC has taken it off of youtube as fast as people upload it so I won't be posting a video.

Is my spoon to big?

2006-11-01T07:13:00.000-08:00

Recently, i have been seeing alot of fuss about this new video. it has the best catchphrase. my spoon is to big, i am a banana, and my anus is bleeding. this video is super random but awsome. at our school, you can walk in the halls, and you will allways hear that line, my spoon is to big. ill post the link later.

edit by Paul: The video Will is vaguely referring to is an animated short by Don Hertzfeldt and can be found here.

Rock Paper Scissors

2006-09-29T16:45:00.000-07:00

World Rock Paper Scissors Society. Surely a game like rock paper scissors most often used to determine the result of an argument in third grade, can be taken lightly as a game of chance. Apparently not, these people are serious about their rock paper scissors. Here's a quote from a rock paper scissors philosopher.

"To the beginner the choices are few, to the expert the choices are many."

Actually despite who "expert" you are at rock paper scissors you can only throw rock, paper, or scissors. That's only 3. So next time you feel like you don't have a good hobby, just sit back and smirk at these guys.

World Champion my @ss

2006-09-10T20:07:00.000-07:00

Apparently any overweight man in a sweater that he no doubt stole from his grandma. Performing half a song with bad timing, where half the time he's not playing while letting his man flab swing across the stage, Ochi Yosuke proves that one need not be good at what he does to be the champion of it. As lamar Burton from reading rainbow would tell a 4 year old, don't take my word for it.

You see it's not just me, he isn't very good. I might go far as to say a disabled kid with a wrist twitch might be better, but that'd just be mean. The only explanation that can explain it is that his ridiculously gay tiger sweatshirt has hypnotizzing powers on the judges, the guy on the end tries to resist the hypnotism sticking him with only a 5.8 Either that or all the good air guitarsts had a party that Ochi decided to stay home from so he could watch episodes of sailor moon while crocheting yarn underwear. And then by a freak accident the good air guitarists died while air guitaring to "we built this city on rock and roll" and they had simultaneous aneurisms because of the awesome horrificly bad song.

So yeah, next time you flail around for whatever reason take a video and send it to the air guitar championship and they'll probably send you back a trophy.

Beatboxen Bush

2006-09-09T07:01:00.000-07:00


So, you wanna learn how to beatbox? GWB is back with another amazing performance. Surprisingly he is actually very good. The best part of the whole thing is Ch Ch Cheanyg

5 ways to make people watch.....

2006-09-07T19:00:00.000-07:00

Women's basketball

Women's basketball is alright with me. However their good fundamentals don't make for the same awesome moments you get from a slam dunk. It's like baseball without homeruns it's just missing something. I understand that it's fun to watch someone pop a nice jumper, but it's not the same as a slam. So here are 5 ways they could possibly make up for that.

5. Trampolines
With Trampolines you instantly allow women players to dunk. You also add the exciting trampoline wipeouts into the game.

4. Multi-Ball

When someone shoots 3 jump shots in a row they get another ball, Multi-ball ala pinball would make for some insane plays, and simultaneously make it hard for the cameraman to focus on both balls.

3. Spanish Speaking Anouncers
Everyone likes it when Europes favorite loudmouth annoucer yells GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

2. A women globe trotter esque team

Have a team of basketball tricksters schooling people up on the hardwood, Even if they lost it'd be more fun to watch.

1. Put it on TV.
While I joke around about womens basketball people'd probably watch it more if it were actually on tv more frequently.

Happy Feet Trailer #3

2006-09-07T15:42:00.000-07:00


This is so dumb, it brings tears to me from the dumbness of the bird rapping

5 quick videos

2006-09-06T14:33:00.000-07:00

I'm kinda lazy so here's a fast five.

baseball hardball

2006-08-27T20:58:00.000-07:00

Any video where someone pelvic thrusts into a baseball is worth watching.

http://www.break.com/index/baseball_nut_shot.html

He totally gets nailed by a slider, right where you don't want to get hit.

5 sites i liked this week.

2006-08-24T21:34:00.000-07:00

5 cool quick clicks i thought where interesting.

5. rainbows puking rainbows

4. The Cool Hunter

3. list of 50 worst things to happen to music

2. Pandora free internet radio

1. A funny Comic

Music Time: The Mars Volta

2006-08-24T21:10:00.000-07:00

The Mars Volta is a band that seems to be quite popular recently. They just released a cd. Which is mostly harmless, except that it sounds horrible.

If you want to listen to it, you can here. Viscera eyes is the song that's been played on satelite radio a lot, so I'll talk about that one.

First they lay down a nice guitar lick. Then they play a guitar solo over it, and it just doesn't fit. Then the singing starts, which is really incomprehensible high pitched singing. I'm pretty sure it's latin, but it just doesn't fit. The whole song keeps going on just like this until the end which sounds like the song is being played on a crappy radio for a couple of seconds to remind you they are a "prog" band. Then it goes back to the same old licks. The worst part may be the ending, which sounds like the begining of a guitar solo being cut of very early.

It really just sounds like some people through some loops together in Acid Music Studio, and got someone to sing high pitch gibberish over it.

I just don't see how people like the mars volta.

It probably helps that he looks strangely like the very funny Tobias Funke from Arrested development with a beard and fro.

Tobias

Tobias (top) looks like the guy on the left of the bottom picture from Mars Volta.

Overall, The Mars Volta is a lame band.

5 Sucky adds.

2006-08-24T11:51:00.000-07:00

5. The oozinator, chances are you've seen this video. How did this slip cby unnoticed by the approval boards?

4. Head On. This commercial is so annoying repetitive and dumb. But it is memorable.

3. Arbys. I just picked one of this type of commercial. There's just so many that try to be funny and aren't. This is one of those.

2. Japanese commercials staring American celebrities.
Here's a favorite

1. used car commercials that are just crazy.

Movies

2006-03-16T15:37:00.000-08:00

Premature Judging
From a couple weeks ago.

I look at the top 5 box office movies. I probably haven’t seen them, but I’ll still judge them.

1. 8 below
I’ve never even heard of this movie How the heck did it get into the number 1 spot? Well It’s about dogs and a guy somewhere cold. I’m going to have to say it’s a boring movie that attempts to be emotional and be heartwarming, but it will fail. It probably has some cheesy cliché ending where the guy gets saved. Or if it doesn’t It’ll have a cliché ending where the guy dies, but his dogs remain loyal. Get real if your in the cold and surrounded by wolf-like dogs, your probably going to get eaten.

2. Date Movie
Hmm…. This was a tough one. I’d have to say it’s a parody of romantic comedies? But I’m not sure. Whatever it is it looks bad. Romantic comedies aren't funny, and neither will this. Seriously, it looks about as funny as the History Channel.

3. The Pink Panther
Oh my, possibly the worst movie of the year. I feel it’s wasted my time, and I haven’t even seen it. I saw the commercial though. It was a foreigner guy who was dumb, and couldn’t pronounce the word hamburger. If I wanted to watch people mispronounce things, I’d go to another country, to New York, New Jersey, the Midwest, or an English as a second language class. However I’m surprised. This movie has Steve Marten. Steve Marten is supposed to be funny. Always. If he was defusing a bomb in a crowded elevator full of High ranking politicians, I’d expect him to be entertaining them while simultaneously clipping the correct wires. He’s just supposed to be funny. If you don’t believe me go out and rent his best of Saturday Night Live dvd. How can a guy so funny make such a bad movie? I don’t know. However I just can’t see this movie as being entertaining, only making me feel disappointed in Steve Marten.

4. Curious George
What's this? It looks like a good movie.
Looks like a good movie. I like Curious George. I read them when I was litte. It’s probably good. It’s animated in 2d which is nice. If they had done a cgi monkey with real actors it probably would have sucked. No, it would have sucked. Curious George is just a monkey who's curious, although he may not be appealing to most people I think it will be a good movie to entertain younger children.
Probably has more plot/coolness/apeal/and funny then any other movie in this list.

5. Final Destination 3
Sequels are almost never good. The 3rd movie in a series is even more likely to suck. Just by the 3 in the title I predict suckiness. You may be thinking, but there are so many trilogies. If the 3rd movie was better do you think it would be a trilogy? No, they would have made another movie. Final Destination is about people dying. And this one has something to do with a roller coaster. Despite the obvious potential of a spiraling deathcoaster, I think they will find a way to screw it up.

What's up with those Courts?

2006-03-14T14:42:00.000-08:00

Alright Courts are full of crazy cases, wasting everyone's money (except the lawyers).
Here is a short list of 3 things that should be changed about the courts.

1. Trying minors as adults.

I don't understand why they try 16 and 17 year olds as adults.
By law they are minors, so they should be tried as minors. They can't smoke, they can't vote, and they don't have to pay taxes. They aren't adults so don't try them as adults. It's really simple.

Less than 18 try them as a minor. 18 or older try as an adult. If these words where carved on the wall of every courtroom it would make things much easier.

2. Frivolous lawsuits

You spilled coffee on yourself? Tough luck. It's not like Mr. McDonald himself walked up to you and threw scalding hot coffee on your lap. You spilled coffee and whined about it. Just because you can't be trusted with a beverage that's hotter than luke-warm doesn't mean large corporations should have to pay for your stupidity. Sometimes you should just take what life gives you instead of being a jerk about the whole thing.

3. Hate Crimes

Up until now you've probably agreed with me. Unless your some kind of jerk who made a fortune suing dairy queen for not having a floor may be slippery sign.
But now you may be thinking that this third one is not right.

Well I'll try to explain it simply as I can, and work my way up the complexity levels.
Simply put: murdering someone, regardless of the motive, is still murdering someone
More complexly put: If i killed a guy because I felt like it, I should get the same number of years in Jail as a person who killed a guy because of his religion/race/sexuality/anything else that qualifies as a hate crime.

Moste complexly put: The consequenses of an action should be the same regardless of the reason that action was done.

Yeah so that's just 3 things i don't like about courts.

Adsense.

2006-02-01T19:35:00.000-08:00

Adsense is dumb.
My mp3 player broke, so I put adds on the site to pay for the replacement. I heard great things about adsense, but so far I'm not convinced. I had 266 views on the adds and 46 clicks. I though hey I should be getting some money! I thought I'd have around 2 dollars. No, I got the whopping sum of $0.64 . Hmmm, 2 quarters a dime and four pennies. Now that I'm so wealthy I decided to get my small fortune sent to me. Uh oh. I need to have at least $100.00 dollars in my adsense account before they will send it to me. Let's see when I can get 100 dollars.

I had adsense for 12 days. $0.64/12 day = .0533333333

So basically every day, I make about a nickel and every third day I make a nickel and a penny. (So far I'm better off looking under seat cushions, parking lots, and resturaunt booths.) However, I only need $100.00 before they send me anything. How long will that take me?
100/.0533333 = 1875 (rounded down) About 1875 days Let's see how many years that is. 1875/365 = 5.1 years (rounded down) In five years they'll actually send me a check. The mp3 player I was looking at had a cost of about $300.00.
5.1*3 = 15.3 15.3 years until I can get my mp3 player. Thanks google adsense you are real helpful! By that time we'll have mp3 players implanted in our frontal lobes. Looks like I'm better off doing anything but google adds to get my mp3 player. I'll probably never get my hand on those sweet sweet 64 cents.

New Awsome Religon

2006-01-31T06:02:00.000-08:00

Recently I have "stumbeled" upon a new religon. this is the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have all been touched by his noodly appendage, we just need to accept him into our lives. This is the link to the COTFSM homepage, http://www.venganza.org/index.htm. enjoy

CAFFEINE!!!!!!!

2006-01-31T05:50:00.000-08:00

I have found the power of caffeine. On http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/ they have a holloween sized stash of caffeinated goodies. thank god for CAFFEINE!

Conan O'Brien game.

2006-01-28T15:06:00.000-08:00

Conan goes on a headbutting spree. Pretty cool.
http://www.flyborg.net/conan_O'Brien_the_barbarian.html

Headbut your way through medieval armies to save pimpbot 5000.

Conan Fights Chuck Norris

2006-01-28T14:24:00.000-08:00

I think we all know who wins.
http://conanvschuck.ytmnd.com/

(internet explorer needed for sound, but sound isn't necesary)

Popozao

2006-01-28T14:14:00.001-08:00

I should have posted this earlier, but I was lazy. If you haven't heard about it already, then you're in luck. Kevin Federline's song titled Popo Zau recently leaked out. I have to say it's one of the suckiest songs out there. Annoying synthesizers and lazy white guys aren't a good mix for a rap song. I would link to the song but it's explicit. So here's a ytmnd making fun of them, and the roxbury brothers. http://whatispopozao.ytmnd.com/

If you're really intent on hearing this terrible song just google Popozao. I didn't listen to the whole thing, it sucked too much for that.

Ad libs

2006-01-25T14:35:00.000-08:00

Good Old Mad libs. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're stupid, but today they will be profitable. I am going to do, what no man has done before. I will take an Mad libs, and fill in the blanks with the highest paying google addsense keywords. Wierd huh? Let's see what kind of hilarity will ensue.

I bring you, Ad libs!

Key
Key words will be in italics.
Comentary will be in (parenthesis) commentary is not part of the Mad lib.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the trans union
To get her mesothelioma attorneys a bone.
When she got there, the lung cancer was Asbestos Cancer
And so her mesothelioma lawyer dog had none.

(so far lots of adds about cancer and lawyers)

Jack and Jill went up the home equity line of credit
to fetch a debt solution of water.
Jack fell down and broke his money magazine ,
And Jill came tumbling after.

(lots of money things)

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her lung cancer.
And when she was hosting, she was very, very secured,
And when she was bad, she was in debt.

(Now you know that if you are bad you go in debt. The mad lib said so.)

There was a asbestos woman
who registered domains in a shoe.
She had so many mesothelioma symptoms
She didn't know what to do.

(That last one is pertty sad. She hosts domains in a shoe, but she is made of aspestos. She has so many symptoms she doesn't know what to do. I mean, come on; that last one is sad. It could be a tv movie, or at least a soap opera. Of course if it was I wouldn't watch it, and neither would you, but that's beside the point.

These mad libs weren't very funny. I was expecting better. I almost decided not to post this, but I did anyway. I'm dissapointed in you google addsense. you need funnier keywords, because these cancer and debt ones are not funny at all.

Adsense fails at funny.

Taste testing

2006-01-25T14:23:00.000-08:00

This week I tasted Black Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola. It was at Target in case you are wondering where to get it. It looks like coke, but it definitely doesn't taste like coke. It tasted syrup-ish. It was good. It just didn 't taste like coke, but I liked it anyway. It was very good. It tastes like if you were to add cherry juice and vanilla extract into coke, and kept adding it until it doesn't taste like coke. It wasn't too sweet, it was very good. I reccomend you take a swig of Black Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola.

Young Chuck Norris

2006-01-22T15:11:00.000-08:00

SNL keeps getting better and better. This week it had a Chuck Norris Music Video thing. LINK

Abe Lincoln

2006-01-22T13:18:00.000-08:00

I feel bad for Abe Lincoln. He looked funny, had a crazy wife, his son died, and in the end he got shot. He was tall and stuck out, he then wore a tall hat which made him stick out even more. His wife Mary Todd Lincoln spent the nations money on curtains and extravagant parties. One time she threw a huge unnecesary party. Her son got sick with typhoid. Not a little cough or the flu, but typhoid. Did she cancel her party? No. Two days later Lincoln's son died. Lincoln was depressed. His son died so he had a right to be depressed. Despite the depressing parts of Lincoln's life, he still managed to abolish slavery and become a historical icon.

My mp3 player broke.

2006-01-22T10:08:00.000-08:00

I had a 1-gig sandisk player. It stopped working. I can still listen to songs, but I can't add or remove songs. It's really lame. So I'm saving up for a new mp3 player. That's why I got new ads on the site. I'm gonna use the profits for my new mp3 player. Yup so that's an explanation for the ads. What mp3 player do you think I should get? I was considering an ipod what do you think?

Kool Aid

2006-01-21T19:20:00.000-08:00

Hmmmmmmmm.... koolaid. Sure it's made from a mixture of grounded mummy, espestos, and sugar, but that doesn't make it an less tasty. I like the good old red kool aid. Sure, you've got your invisible kool aid, your color changing koolaid. Then there's store brand kool aid, which is made by terrorists (just a warning). Kool Aid, is so cool it doesn't even have to worry about correct spelling. Sure, kool should be spelled cool, but real americans don't care about spelling. Overall Kool Aid is a drink of champions.

From the Ancient egyptians to the Romans, Kool Aid has been a major part of civilization. When George Washington was held hostage in the war* he narrowly escaped by throwing a packet of orange kool aid (arguably the worst flavor) into the eyes of his attacker. In the moments following, George drop kicked his captor into a herd of stampeding buffalloe**, discovered the fountain of youth, and wrote the script to Rambo 1-3. Some of you say this isn't true, but Real Americans don't care about Historical Accuracy (sorry for you foreign folks, you'll just have to read an encyclopedia or something).

Little known fact: In the Army, the battlecry known to the public as Hooah, is really a mispronunciation of the real warcry and kool aid slogan Oh Yeah!!! Then again real Americans don't care about pronunciation either.

Kool Aid is truly the world's super drink. Come to this site ever 5 minutes for more stories about kool aid***.

* All wars before WWII (and in some cases including WWII) are currently all refered to as "the war"

** Once again Americans don't care about spelling, especially in the case of animals.

*** Site will not be updated every 5 minutes, but it's suggested that you refresh every five minutes just in case.

Saturday Night Live

2006-01-20T14:47:00.000-08:00

I think Saturday Night Live is making a comeback. It had been sucking for a while, but they've had some good sketches recently. Most notably the increasingly popular chronicles of Narnia Rap. There's the lettuce sketch (google and ye shall find), Jack Black had a funny performance about spelling bees. It's been increasingly getting better so I suggest you watch it this Saturday for some good comedy.

Hobo's the leaches of a market economy!

2006-01-20T07:37:00.000-08:00

Now I've got nothing against the homeless. No wait, that's a lie. I don't like hobos. Now there are homeless people that have a perfectly good reason to not have a home, but I'm not going to get into that. Instead we'll focus on the bad kind of hobo. We learned in School that most homeless people choose to be homeless. That's right they choose not to have a house and job. That is the ultimate in lazy. You'd have to be so lazy that you'd rather sit outside and beg rather than have a part time job at McDonalds to pay for rent. Now some people say that hobos just don't fit in and that society has outcast them. No, it's just that hobos have outcast themselves with there failure to do any work at all. It's there fault that they don't have a job, not mine. If they are going to sit on the street asking for my money, I will say no. Now I could say no, get a job, but they won't. Some people say that if 20 people give him a nickle then he'd have a dollar. Yeah, but then the working people lose a dollar. I don't mind helping the poor, I don't mind helping the needy, but I'm not going to help the lazy.

What's cool now. (weekly feature)

2006-01-18T14:47:00.000-08:00

Not cool enough to know what is cool and what is not?
Luckily nerdy blog is here to help you out.

The cool this week top 10 (In no particular order!)

1. Lazy Sunday
Two SNL superstars rapping about movies and cupcakes. Sounds like a recipe for success.

2. Conan Versus Colbert
Two of my favorite people in a heated discussion.

3. Law and Order air guitar
Performed by Will arnette (ON CONAN)

4. Will Arnett World's most horrible man (ON CONAN)

5. MOLECULO

Conan is just so darn popular this week.

6. Ebaumsworld Sucks
Indeed it does.

7. Hell of Sand
This game has gotten popular and has been posted on many, many, websites

8. Ball Revamped 4
It's the fourth installment of this addictive game.

9.Chuck Norris learns about himself
Tony Danza read some of the Chuck Norris facts to his face.

10. This site is always cool.
yup.

The tally: conan: 2, Will Arnett: 2, SNL: 2, Chuck Norris: 1
Conan beating Chuck Norris? Sounds like someone's gonna get roundhouse kicked.

Submit your suggestions for What's cool now to manga.kid@gmail.com.

What's cool now is a weekly feature that will happen every wednesday.

Studying, not just a alibi?

2006-01-17T11:32:00.000-08:00

Hey people of nerdyblog. I am in the lemtec with 1/2 an hour till my english exam and paul says I should study. Discussion queston, should I study? Also, do people think in their native languges or not.

It's finals week.

2006-01-16T20:05:00.000-08:00

It's finals week.
I've been studying and haven't had much time to get a good update.
So good luck with finals.

He's Got My Vote

2006-01-13T10:54:00.000-08:00

MINNEAPOLIS (Reuters) - Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

Like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who was elected governor as an independent in 1998, the 41-year-old Sharkey once was a wrestler, although he spent his time "The Unholiest of Kings: Tarantula" on obscure professional circuits.

"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."

However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.

Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he's a vampire "just like you see in the movies and TV."

"I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood," he said, adding that his donor is his wife, Julie.

The field for the governor's race in Minnesota is far from complete. Republican incumbent Tim Pawlenty is widely expected to seek another term in November and his Democratic opponent has not been determined.

Sharkey said he planned to announce his candidacy Friday -- the 13th -- because that was "my lucky number."

I Have The Power

2006-01-13T10:44:00.000-08:00

I can now post On Nerdyblog so hi. Its will

Losers with Helmets

2006-01-12T17:53:00.000-08:00

When I saw this the first thing that came to mind was, "These guys are losers."
link

Updating.

2006-01-10T15:41:00.000-08:00

I've been begged to update. So, I guess I will.

Ummm... yeah.

Is this good enough of an update for you?

Weird news: El Chupacabra

2005-12-13T14:03:00.000-08:00

Taken from the Informant News.

*** Expert says terrifying attacks will begin from March onward ***

Juan Acuña will never forget that night at the edge of midnight when he returned home seriously injured, bearing the weight of fear on his shoulders. He remained submerged under the restless waters of the canal for 15 minutes trying to think of the sordid image that his eyes had seen while two creatures regarded him with impunity...

The Chupacabras had attacked again. This was the first round. What is it? What is its shape? Where does it come from? These are perhaps the most essential questions that come to our minds when we hear the fearsome "Chupacabras" mentioned.

According to the Biblical Book of Isaiah, reference is made to a female monster (Lilith) that has been translated in certain versions of the Holy Word as "Goatsucker". According to Rev. 34-11, "The pelican and the urchin took over her (Earth) and the owl (Goatsucker or Lilith) and the raven shall dwell on her."

Cause for worry...or not?

Specialist and compiler of articles related to the subject, Liliana Núñez, aid that the first recorded case in Chile in the year 2000 did not occur in Calama - as collective memory suggests - but closer to Puerto Montt that one would think. Very few know this.

In the town of Antihue, some 50 km from Valdivia, a local planter killed the alleged "Chupacabras" with a shotgun blast.

If the collapse of the Twin Towers was a triumph for terrorism, the skull of the unknown animal became the standard of victory for the local planter. Monthls later, learning of the events appearing in the media, he decided to approach "El Diario El Austral" of Valdivia to tell his story. Days later, the rest of the country was stalked by a strange animal known as "Chupacabras"

After four months of intense investigation, scientists with the Universidad Austral determined that "Chilean fauna is sufficiently well-known; the discovery of new species in the year 2000 is unlikely." Specialist analyzing the case determined that they had been "unable to establish the animal in question" according to the newspaper article. Scientist Milton Gallardo, who analyzed the skull, said it had 6 incisors, 2 canines, 6 premolars and 6 molars in the upper jaw as well as in the lower jaw. A total of 40 teeth. Truth or fiction? No cause for alarm...or is it?

[The creatures that attacked Juan Acuña] had two "yellow suns" under their forehead. One of them was 60 centimeters tall and the other stood over one meter tall. They were winged and covered in black fur. If the Hiroshima bombing was torture, how did Acuña feel about his experience on July 11, 2004 near El Parral?

Marcelo Catrilef, a veterinarian from Puerto Montt, stated that there is still no clear explanation to the attacks recorded by the press since the Year 2000.

"It is very clear that the phenomenon is little known. We cannot think that it is an animal, but there are many unexplained things, such as the behavior of the attacked animals. Hens will not crow. We are witnessing strange behavior on the part of the attacker as well as the attacked," he emphasized.

Alberto Urquiza, a panelist with the "La Ley de la Selva" show, a ufologist and specialist in the subject, said that the attacks take place in a stealthy manner. "The wound inflicted is a single one and is characteristic to all cases. It's about the size of a finger seen head-on, not very large, which can be two to four centimeters deep. There is no blood to be found around the attacked animal; their hairs and feathers are bloodless and there is no blood to be found on the floor," he said.

The unknown predator's victims range from alpacas, pigs and sheep to dogs, cats and most poultry.

According to the hypotheses presented on the Chupacabras' origin, there are four on which investigators have come to rest their conclusions. Among them is the one set forth by psychiatrist and paranormal researcher Mario Dussuel, who stated that the first theory is that [the creature] is an experiment belonging to one of the great powers, such as the U.S.. The case that occurred in the northern part of the country--at the Radomiro Tomic mine, where a creature was captured -- coincided with the presence of U.S. aircraft, intuiting that Americans would be directly responsible for the genetic experiments with the feared "Chupacabras". The profile [of this hypothesis] was lowered after some time.

The second hypothesis is that the strange being has always existed on Earth. "It is an intelligent being that has known how to hide, which is why its remains have never been found," he added.

The third is based on the fact that our habitat contains an intraterrestrial environment complete with caves and underground shelters. "At a given time there was an intense burst of ultraviolet radiation that killed all of the dominant species at the time. Then came a civilization that hid under the earth to shelter itself," suggested the investigator.

The fourth hypothesis is related to UFOs, because flying objects have been seen coincidentally where the aforementioned creatures are reported. According to this line of thought, these specimens would have been left behind by ETs to study human reactions.

It is very hard to embrace any single one of these postures, believes Mario Dussuel, since their feasibility has yet to be established. This expert believes that the creature has existed always.

Researcher Liliana Núñez dismisses altogether that the creature is related in any way to the UFO phenomenon. "The UFO phenomenon in Chile has nothing to do with animal slayings. It would suffice to compile the published articles, which are in excess of 1500 worldwide. UFOs are not related in the least to these cases."

From the Informant news.

I can't believe that there have been more el chupacabra sitings. Mammal or myth will we ever now?

Taste testing

2005-12-12T16:34:00.000-08:00

MDX: The new energy mountain Dew.

Getting this I thought,"If Yoda urinated, this is probably what it would look like." It looked like green colored pee. Anyway, It tasted like mountain dew with a lemon after taste. It didn't taste like regular mountain dew, more like a mountain-dew sore throat medicine hybrid. Overall It tasted good, and gives the caffeine boost you need after staying up all night playing videogames.

Fun..

2005-12-04T14:59:00.000-08:00

Want some fun?

Stick some soap in the microwave.

Better yet stick soap in your friends microwave. When he turns it on to cook his whatever it will make his food smell like soap. Ewww...

I'm so bored...

Predicting the Curve #1

2005-12-04T05:42:00.000-08:00

I predict that in the near future, Transformers will become popular. There will be a transformers movie, so the transformers will be popular again.

Think about this. and ANNOUNCEMENTS

2005-12-02T19:44:00.000-08:00

IS it possibly to be in 2 places at the same time (bylocation) Yes, no, or maybe so. Explain and show work. Shoutouts to all people who actually do this.

ALso there are 3 new things about nerdyblog. There is a new taste testing program where someone will taste a food and type about it. There is the stupid tv show of the week, every week we'll talk about a new stupid t.v. show. Also there is a think about this. A new deep thought question every couple of, well whenever I feel like it.

Also if you would like to recieve the nerdyblog newsletter send your email to.

manga.kid@gmail.com

Stupid T.V. show of the week

2005-12-02T19:35:00.000-08:00

Some tv shows are good, some tv shows are bad, and some tv shows should never made it past the F.C.C. But it takes a special kind of show to win Stupid T.V. show of the week. This week is the show Encounter. On this show, two people kidnapped a blog nerd, and talked vaguely about aliens that made people commit suicide. Then there was a deputy with 1 arm. He fell into an ocean and an alien grabbed him and fixed his arm. The deputy was really happy about the arm. The sherif wasn't. The sherif vaguely told him that people would think that it would be wierd to have an arm, and to cut the arm off. The deputy cut his arm off and started crying because he had thrown away a miracle.

What kind of retard would cut off there arm if they magically got an arm? I'll tell you what kind of retard would do it. A retard wouldn't do it. A man who had a botched lobotomy wouldn't do it. Only a poorly scripted weak-minded character on a crappy tv-show would cut off his arm. Simply the characters of the show Encounter were stupid, and the show didn't seem to go anywhere. Definitely pass this up, unless you enjoying watching screeming crippled sheriff's deputies.

Taste testing.

2005-12-02T19:29:00.000-08:00

A new feature to nerdyblog is Taste testing. About twice per week I'll try a new food or drink. Today I tried Sunkist Ruby Red. It tasted okay. I was expecting a strawberry taste, but it wasn't overpowering. Overall It was an Okay soda.

Rating:3/5
better sodas that are simmilar: None that I know of
Recomendation: Try if you want to try something different.

Video games for lazy turds.

2005-11-29T19:24:00.000-08:00

I have a friend who plays videogames doesn't like to die. So he plays games on easy. He'll play madness interactive and turn off enemy ai so they just stand there and he shoots them. So In honor of this guy's total laziness I have composed a segment of Video Games for Lazy Turds.

Coma Assault: Fight your way through hundreds of patients in comas to make your way to freedom.

Grand Theft Tricycle: Steal candy from babies and ride away on your big wheel as you fight unarmed 3 year olds with your dual magnums.

Tortoisse and the Hare racing: Race as the hair with a top speed of 5 mph against the tortoisse with a top speed of .25mph

True crime streets of the subburbs: Face all of the crime in the suburbs from cats stuck in trees, to noise complaints.

Last but not least.

Fight Club College Students VS. Senior citizens: Piledrive the elderly as you gain street cred.

These are the kinds of games i think my friend would play.

Thanksgiving

2005-11-26T15:02:00.000-08:00

Thanksgiving is the day where we celebrate how we took the land from the indians. We do this by stuffing our faces full of turkey, and falling asleep in front of the tv. Then the next day, crazed shoppers wake out of their turkey induced comas and head toward the stores to buy cheap christmas gifts. If you are unlucky you will get dragged to the mall to go shoping. Once there you'll find a parkinglot filled with luxury suv's. Then it's only another half an hour before you can find a parking spot. That's when you'll go inside. The mall will be hot and stuffy, not to mention there will be people everywhere. It will be crowded. Once you wrestle through the sea of shoppers you can get to the store where you want to buy that thing you saw in the paper. You'll ask the staff for that special item and sure enough it'll be sold out. And then you go help your family pick out gives for several hours, in the hot, sweaty, crowded, mall. Then You will go outside and spend an hour trying to find your car. Once you've found it you can drive home and enjoy a nice day of leftover turkey.

Luckily I didn't have to go shopping on thanksgiving.

Not a lot of time so why don't u enjoy

2005-11-13T18:49:00.000-08:00

Some good old engrish

Oh yeah and some signs

puzzling game

2005-11-07T14:09:00.000-08:00

Can you beat it

Sorry for no update

2005-11-05T07:46:00.000-08:00

I haven't updated in a while, but next week will be Ranting on Hollywood week so be sure to see lots of posts next week.

Haunted Doll!!!!!!!!!!1

2005-10-28T10:19:00.000-07:00

Alright i got two videos for you. The first clip is a video of a haunted doll. I think it's just a doll that has a string in its back that pulls the doll up. Video

The next video is a great waterbed prank. I'm not gonna bother describing it so go watch it. video

Changes

2005-10-28T08:23:00.000-07:00

First off I would like you to see my friends blog called I'm bored in class. It's cool and you should go there. Yup, Also you may have noticed that I now have adds on this site. Yup i have adds now so I can make money off of my blog. Yup. So here's Your friday freeplay video game.

The game is: A Game Involving Balls

It's a funny game that's kind of like a breakout-pinball ish game. It's very fun. However the best part is the ranking you get after you lose. My highest ranking was Sacred Can O' Spam. Let's see if anyone can beat me. Enjoy playing.

Who needs life when you can........

2005-10-28T07:49:00.000-07:00

Virtually live! Go to work, sleep, eat your breakfast. IT's all here!!!!!!!!

Tecacious D

2005-10-23T14:36:00.000-07:00

I don't have enough time to do a real post so here's some Tenacious D for ya. I should have an interesting thing about web filters on wednesday. But for now enjoy this.

Tenacious D Time.

50 links part dos.

2005-10-16T16:30:00.000-07:00

Yeah see I'm getting clever. Spicing things up by using the word dos instead of two. Pretty high class huh. Well I have to finish the list sometime so here we gol

19. This week in tech. It's a great podcast by tech God Leo Laporte
20.Mininova. Get all your favorite files using bittorent. Just search for them on mininova.
21. The Broken Kevin Rose and Dan Huard's (think that's how you spell it) old webtv show.
21. Systm Kevin Rose's new webtv show
22. Newegg. Get all your tech goods cheap. Great user reviews.
23. dc++ Great way to fileshare
24. Soulseek. Another good way to fileshare
25. Supersmashbros snes version. To celebrate the halfway point. Gotta love the goomba
26. Darwin Awards Awards given to people who die of stupidity
27. Conan is a lowrider (need to view in IE sorry guys)
28. Adult swim gotta love these guys
29. Make your own clothes
30. Engadget only 20 more
30. Joystiq your video game news
31. megatokyo cool webcomic. Was better in the beggning
32. Free zombie shirt
33. Church sign generator The picture of messing up a church sign without the fun of doing it
34. Deviant art an overwhelming amount of art.
35. Firefox The best web browser
36. Winamp The best audio player
37. Videolan The best video player. I had several files that would just not work with any program until i tried Videolan or VLC player. IT's a great solid program that everyone should have.
38. Bittorent Simply a must have for downloaders
39. Azureus A great bittorent client. A great download
40. Crazy pc Cool computer stuff. Only 10 more left
41. Casemodgod Computer mayhem!
42. Jinx Geekware for gamers and hackers alike
43. Thinkgeek interesting stuff
44. popular science Great science magazine with a great website
45. j-box japanese stuff
46. albinoblacksheep. Cool flash animations
47. newgrounds flash games and stuff
48. miniclip cool games
49. www.cafepress.com/nerdyblog Cool clothes and stuff.
50. nerdyblog Finally done

That took awhile hope you enjoy it.

50 FREAKING LINKS

2005-10-10T19:10:00.000-07:00

I haven't posted in a while so to make it up i'll make 50 links. in no particular order. Can you handle it?

Sorry guys i'll have to finish the rest later

Movie cliches

2005-10-04T19:21:00.000-07:00

This is a great list of 40 movie cliches.

Waterbaloons in Space!!!!!!!!

2005-10-04T18:51:00.000-07:00

Waterballoons in space. It's crazy. Nasa decided to see what would happen if you poped ballons in low gravity. Your tax dollars at work. At least you'll get to see some great videos. Here they are.

It's a revolution.

2005-10-02T19:36:00.000-07:00

It's a nintendo revolution. With it's new controler nintendo seems to be revolutionizing gaming. I'm very optimistic about this console, even though i think the gamecube was lame.

Here's the video.

5 Websites that don't suck.

2005-09-30T07:51:00.000-07:00

These 5 websites don't suck and they are in no particular order.

1. Your The Man Now Dog let's you view and creat sites that consist of a picture, a soundfile and a line or two of text. Some of these thing's are hilarious. It's definitley a great site to brows when you have nothing to do.

2.The Sneeze I haven't gone on this site a lot, but any site where the webmaster eats a 14 year old box of Urkel O's novelty cerieal deserves soem respect.

3. Textfiles Is one of the greatest sites ever. All kinds of textfiles from ufo stories to hypnotism. This site has so many interesting files that you could browse it for hours.

4. Wikipedia is a great online encyclopedia that the users create. If you don't like an article feel free to change it. If you think you have a good idea for an article go ahead and make it. It's a great resource you can use, and allows you to create articles.

5. Nerdyblog This site definitely does not suck. So go here every day.

Sites that don't suck.

2005-09-28T19:59:00.000-07:00

Either Today or Tomorow I will be posting a list of 5 sites that don't suck. So make sure you check it out.

Bad things happening.

2005-09-28T18:15:00.000-07:00

Are bad things happening to you? Do you really have it that bad? Why don't you see.

This site will let you see all the bad things that can happen to you and see how bad they are. Click here for the site.

According to the site I'm having a lousy day.

Fly Guy the Adventure

2005-09-25T20:00:00.000-07:00

Here's a fun little adventure for you to play when your bored.

The coolest clock shaped robot ever.

2005-09-25T18:32:00.000-07:00

It's name is The Lemur IIb
This is the most hardcore clock shaped robot. It climbs rocks and travels through space. Nasa made it to traverse the rocky landscape of mars. More info and pics.

Gmail storage.

2005-09-25T17:10:00.000-07:00

So um this is really old news. So just incase you haven't heard of it here it is.
Okay so most of you probably have a gmail account. And if you do you really should be using it for storage. So just pile some of your mp3's into an email attachement adn send it to yourself, then you've got your free storage. Then later on you can download the mp3's from the email.

A cool game.

2005-09-25T13:16:00.000-07:00

I found a cool game called infect, evolve, repeat. It's a cool flash game where you play a virus who has to infect a bloodstream. It's very fun. Click here for the game

Inuyasha should die.

2005-09-22T16:22:00.000-07:00

As some of you may know Inuyasha is a tv show on Adult Swim. Inuyasha is a retarded half-demon half mutt with anger issues. Inuyasha is stupid. He does stupid stuff. His dream is to become a full demon so he's not sucha loser who doesn't fit in. In short he's an angry loser.

Inuyasha should die, and i don't really care how. Just so long as he doesn't come back to life... ever.

To sum it up:

"Inuyasha should die"

Over 2500 hits!

2005-08-17T13:37:00.000-07:00

Yay over 2500 hits.

So um. There's something very strange and unusual I'm about to tell you.

Macintosh came out with a four button mouse. you can actually right click now. IT's amazing. It only took them 20 years!

I was gonna post about this before, but there was an error, and it wouldn't work right.

Super cool game.

2005-08-15T19:36:00.000-07:00

Here's a cool game, fun free. N-game it's ninja training. Fun.

Click for the good game

it's fun

Site of the Week

2005-08-12T15:21:00.000-07:00

Everyweek another site.
This week's site is gprime Flash movies, Videos, Games, and more.

It's a cool site you should really check it out.

Can you guess what it is?

2005-08-11T07:45:00.000-07:00

animal

5 letters

black and white

not a panda

mammal

Watchlist.`

2005-08-10T19:58:00.000-07:00

Stuff to watch when your bored.

Aqua Teen Hunger force [adult swim]
Fast food superheroes live crazy lives in new jersey suburbs. Except it's funny. Adult swim has really made an awesome show here. Worth watching, very funny. 5/5

X-Play (G4)
Funny video game reviews. Adam Sessler, and morgan webb tear crappy game to pieces, while giving honest game reviews. Brutally honest game reviews. It keeps you entertained, and informed on which games you should get. 4/5

Stella (comedy central)
Yeah, it's like watching comedy for 4 year olds. It's hillarious 5/5

Atack of the Show (G4)
Tech news, game news, funny stuff, and cool sites. All into one show. 4/5

Daily show (comedy central)
Your daily political news with a side of funny, John Stewart is a great funny dude. And the show is very enjoyable. 4/5

Late night with Conan O' Brian (NBC)
Sure it's late at night, but it's way better than leno, or letterman.

yeah that's my hitlist of shows that are good. If you like some other shows post them in the comments.

A look into the future.

2005-08-07T20:24:00.000-07:00

That last post wasn't very funny.

So here's me about 10 years in the future.

Yeah so i'm a rockstar/superhero, and overall kickass dude in the future.

alright time to stop the self glorifying pictures and to start something else.

Howabout a quicklist of making fun of people.

Emo people: losers who act all angsty and whiny and turn themselves into hopeless losers, in a vain attempt to be cool. However they aren't cool.

Michael Jackson: use your imagination

People who never take chances: they drag you down

The OC: it sucks

People who think the OC is awesome: because they are delusional

Delusional people: cuz they think the OC is awesome.

People who use a fake voice to sound cool: it's stupid

rap: it's barely music

drawn on eyebrows: there scary looking

when people use the word lol when they arent' really laughing out loud: blah

That's it for now.

Time to announce future projects.

Future projects:

An interview with someone.

and a themepark.

stupid kids in the park

2005-08-07T19:46:00.000-07:00

I was just writing my bike around the park. You know, being all cool and stuff when all of a sudden a group of stupid kids at the gazebo say, "Hey you, come over here." So I bike over to the gazebo and say what to the group of kids. The kids say that they thought I was something else. So that was all okay. So one of the kids says,"Hey Paul!", and I said, "I really don't remember who you are." I really didn't remember who the guy was. So the stupid kid looking all stupid was all like, "I met you somewhere and remembered your name." I said OK, and left. One of the other stupid kids said I'm checking you out as you ride your bike away and in my head i was thinking what a fag. yeah...

that's how it went.

back again

2005-08-06T16:33:00.000-07:00

i'm back but will be leaving again in like a week. so.............

here's a fish

<*}}}}>< see it's a fish isn't that amazing!

yeah so um that was lame.

I'm watching tv over the internet using a program caled winamp. winamp click here for the program

yeah right now i'm watching southpark on it, pretty cool.

I'll be gone

2005-07-31T09:21:00.000-07:00

until thursday. I'll be at camp. Yeah so i' probably won't post for a while.

To make it up to you here's a cool link. http://www.gprime.net

Hey

2005-07-30T12:39:00.000-07:00

I'm back from band camp. But i'm going camping for a couple of days. I really want to here the song feel good inc by the gorillaz because i haven't heard it yet and i heard it was good.

best freaking site ever.

2005-07-23T19:56:00.000-07:00

Why oh why does nobody go to textfiles? go there okay!!!

Hells yeah I'm back.

2005-07-23T19:46:00.000-07:00

I was on a cool vacation with my family at a lake. We waterskied, tubed, swam, golfed, all kinds of fun stuff. Some of my friends from iowa came up, and so did some of my friends from iowa. Yeah, pretty fun. I encourage you to keep coming to this site because i really need the hits. and yeah, Over the next few weeks i'll be gone at various camps, so you'll probably only get audio posts. Hey now audio can be much cooler than text. Unless yoru running on 56k or 300 baud it should be fine and maybe even an upgrade. however be prepared to hear my odd sounding voice.

Anyway that's all for now.

Oh and hi to all my friends who are gone overseas!

If you had a talking dog would you want to hear it.

2005-07-14T14:35:00.000-07:00

Would you?

How to be a cool six year old.

2005-07-13T10:00:00.000-07:00

Now that I'm older I have the knowledge to become the coolest six year old ever. However i'm not six. Here's ten ways to make all the other little kids think your cool.

1. Use naughty words, or make up words and tell the kids your naughty. (however this will make you look uncool to anyone over the age of 8 or 9)

2. Say the phrase "You're not the boss of me as much as possible".

3. Learn to bike really really fast so you can beat your friends in races.

4. Pretend you are a karate kid, but if you get into a fight fight all star wrestling style.

5. Make up stories about monsters, they will really think you're cool.

6. Say that your are really cool. Small children will believe you.

7. Have a swingset, kids with swingsets are cool.

8. Play backyard football with your friends. It's a cool thing to do.

9. Talk about the show that is coolest now. when i was six it was Power Rangers.

10. Be a 7 year old. 7 year olds are waaay cooler than six year olds.

Now that we're done with that. Well i better say that the list is pretty childish, but somewhat true.

Star wars Episode III : hate it or love it

2005-07-12T16:47:00.000-07:00

I saw Star Wars Episode III. I enjoyed it, but some parts of the movie were bad. Why, oh why, did that metal robot general grievious have a hunchback and a terrible cough. I mean if i built a robot I wouldn't put it in misery by giving it a hunchback, and a terrible cough. Robots don't cough. And maybe he's part organic part robot. If you went through all the trouble to put your brain into a robotic shell, why wouldn't you get some robotic metal lungs while your at it. I'm sure the sith dudes could easily afford it. The only reason i could see him not doing the metal lungs would be religion, but since he's an evil sith, a religion known for lying, murder, and countless other bad things, I dont' think he would be troubled about getting robot lungs.

The other thing i didn't like about this movie is that Anakin acted like a complete chode. He had nightmares about padme dying so he betrays everyone he knows grew oup with. His only father figure, Kenobi, had been with anakin since he was really young. But anakin has no problem killing him and betraying every jedi he ever knew. Even 4 year olds. Way to kill toddlers anakin, yeah because killing babies is real cool. Then Anakin acts retarded and tries to do a backflip over Obi-Wan. Just cause you switched religion from jedi to sith doesn't mean you gonna become a gymnast.

But all of this is made up for when he becomes kickass darth vader, this happens when they put him in the vader suit. From then on he hits the high point of his coolness. He kidnapps princesses, destroys planets, and turns into a really cool villain.

All in all I enjoyed Star wars III. The action was cool. It was like a comic book if you could give up any hopes for it being realistic, then you could sit back and enjoy the very interesting action. All in all I would suggest going to see it. But i wouldn't go to see it in theatres more than once.

Yup. Go to my store the banner should be to the right

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Do you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force????

2005-07-11T21:19:00.000-07:00

I do. And if you don't your not cool. Well you might be cool. But your missing out on something cool. It's an awesome show on Cartoon Network. It airs at night on the Adult swim block. It's funny. But for people 14 and up. Some of the humor is a little crude. But it's funny.

I'm gonna take over pieces of the world.

2005-07-10T09:36:00.000-07:00

I'l start sticking up stickers that have my sign on them. And i'll stick up flags. And i'll send stickers to friends for them to stick up. Eventually it'll be a big phenomenon and i'll claim all areas with that sign my own.

Cool stuff. - Fuel Cells

2005-07-09T08:06:00.000-07:00

Alright i recently made a nerdyblog store. http://www.cafepress.com/nerdyblog You can also get to there by clicking the beautiful banner that is on the right side of this site.

Now that i am done shamelessly advertising, I'd like to talk about something cool. The cool thing is that IBM and Sanyo have worked together to creat the first prototype fuel cell notebook. That's all for now.

Have fun.

It''s alive!!!!!!!!

2005-07-08T20:02:00.000-07:00

Nerdy blog is back in business. After a long break this website will rise from the dead. But only if you guys come to the site. Alright.

S0...... The problem with bringing this site back to life is that i actually have to think of something interesting to put on it.

I will give you Some anti-summer boredome tips.

Put a bar of soap in the microwave.

Fireworks.

staring contest

Potato guns

reading the good old files at www.textfiles.com

and last but not least commenting and reading at this site!!

alright that was pretty lame, so i must make it up to you with interesting ideas for essay papers for teachers you don't like.

Write a paper on how ketchup is a better spelling than catsup.

Write a paper on how the paper you are writing doesn't really exist because you yourself dont' exist.

Write a paper on how in the real world you won't have to write papers.

darn i can't think of anymore.

please please please support my site. If i don't get enough support, i'm afraid it will die. And i can't have that happen.

New Look

2005-05-18T17:47:00.000-07:00

I hope you like this blog's new look. Cool huh? please leave a message on the tagboard, and make sure you visit the google group under the community section

Ngage makes a comeback

2005-05-18T12:37:00.000-07:00

NGAGE 2. Oh yeah! now you must be thinking The n-gage, that was a flop. But, the N-gage 2 looks mighty awesome. Definitely worth getting. Here's the video of the N-gage 2. http://www.nokia-americaspress.com/uploads/videos.asp?P=VID&ID=22

Gameboy Micro

2005-05-17T15:12:00.000-07:00

Check it Out

It's the gameboy micro, small awesome. I want one. Badly. So, give me your money, so i can buy one.

Removable customizable face plate.
Plays all of the same games as the GBA and GBA SP

Yeah man you know you want it.

I'm not sure how much it's gonna cost, but prepare to shell out your chore money for this sweet little thing the fall of this year

Star Wars Episode III download hoax

2005-05-17T11:03:00.000-07:00

It's a hoax, it was a joke article. OH well just a Joke