Video games for lazy turds.
I have a friend who plays videogames doesn't like to die. So he plays games on easy. He'll play madness interactive and turn off enemy ai so they just stand there and he shoots them. So In honor of this guy's total laziness I have composed a segment of Video Games for Lazy Turds.
Coma Assault: Fight your way through hundreds of patients in comas to make your way to freedom.
Grand Theft Tricycle: Steal candy from babies and ride away on your big wheel as you fight unarmed 3 year olds with your dual magnums.
Tortoisse and the Hare racing: Race as the hair with a top speed of 5 mph against the tortoisse with a top speed of .25mph
True crime streets of the subburbs: Face all of the crime in the suburbs from cats stuck in trees, to noise complaints.
Last but not least.
Fight Club College Students VS. Senior citizens: Piledrive the elderly as you gain street cred.
These are the kinds of games i think my friend would play.
posted by Paul @ 7:24 PM
3 Comments:
you spelled tortace wrong u idiot. and i am not a lazy turd
you spelled hare wrong the second time paul you idiot.
you are both retarted. i just checked dictionary.com and the word in question is spelled "Tortoise" jez paul and i thought that you were in advanced english.
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