Kool Aid

Hmmmmmmmm.... koolaid. Sure it's made from a mixture of grounded mummy, espestos, and sugar, but that doesn't make it an less tasty. I like the good old red kool aid. Sure, you've got your invisible kool aid, your color changing koolaid. Then there's store brand kool aid, which is made by terrorists (just a warning). Kool Aid, is so cool it doesn't even have to worry about correct spelling. Sure, kool should be spelled cool, but real americans don't care about spelling. Overall Kool Aid is a drink of champions.

From the Ancient egyptians to the Romans, Kool Aid has been a major part of civilization. When George Washington was held hostage in the war* he narrowly escaped by throwing a packet of orange kool aid (arguably the worst flavor) into the eyes of his attacker. In the moments following, George drop kicked his captor into a herd of stampeding buffalloe**, discovered the fountain of youth, and wrote the script to Rambo 1-3. Some of you say this isn't true, but Real Americans don't care about Historical Accuracy (sorry for you foreign folks, you'll just have to read an encyclopedia or something).

Little known fact: In the Army, the battlecry known to the public as Hooah, is really a mispronunciation of the real warcry and kool aid slogan Oh Yeah!!! Then again real Americans don't care about pronunciation either.

Kool Aid is truly the world's super drink. Come to this site ever 5 minutes for more stories about kool aid***.



* All wars before WWII (and in some cases including WWII) are currently all refered to as "the war"

** Once again Americans don't care about spelling, especially in the case of animals.

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