Ad libs

Good Old Mad libs. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're stupid, but today they will be profitable. I am going to do, what no man has done before. I will take an Mad libs, and fill in the blanks with the highest paying google addsense keywords. Wierd huh? Let's see what kind of hilarity will ensue.

I bring you, Ad libs!

Key
Key words will be in italics.
Comentary will be in (parenthesis) commentary is not part of the Mad lib.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the trans union
To get her mesothelioma attorneys a bone.
When she got there, the lung cancer was Asbestos Cancer
And so her mesothelioma lawyer dog had none.

(so far lots of adds about cancer and lawyers)

Jack and Jill went up the home equity line of credit
to fetch a debt solution of water.
Jack fell down and broke his money magazine ,
And Jill came tumbling after.

(lots of money things)

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her lung cancer.
And when she was hosting, she was very, very secured,
And when she was bad, she was in debt.

(Now you know that if you are bad you go in debt. The mad lib said so.)


There was a asbestos woman
who registered domains in a shoe.
She had so many mesothelioma symptoms
She didn't know what to do.

(That last one is pertty sad. She hosts domains in a shoe, but she is made of aspestos. She has so many symptoms she doesn't know what to do. I mean, come on; that last one is sad. It could be a tv movie, or at least a soap opera. Of course if it was I wouldn't watch it, and neither would you, but that's beside the point.

These mad libs weren't very funny. I was expecting better. I almost decided not to post this, but I did anyway. I'm dissapointed in you google addsense. you need funnier keywords, because these cancer and debt ones are not funny at all.

Adsense fails at funny.