World Champion my @ss

Apparently any overweight man in a sweater that he no doubt stole from his grandma. Performing half a song with bad timing, where half the time he's not playing while letting his man flab swing across the stage, Ochi Yosuke proves that one need not be good at what he does to be the champion of it. As lamar Burton from reading rainbow would tell a 4 year old, don't take my word for it.



You see it's not just me, he isn't very good. I might go far as to say a disabled kid with a wrist twitch might be better, but that'd just be mean. The only explanation that can explain it is that his ridiculously gay tiger sweatshirt has hypnotizzing powers on the judges, the guy on the end tries to resist the hypnotism sticking him with only a 5.8 Either that or all the good air guitarsts had a party that Ochi decided to stay home from so he could watch episodes of sailor moon while crocheting yarn underwear. And then by a freak accident the good air guitarists died while air guitaring to "we built this city on rock and roll" and they had simultaneous aneurisms because of the awesome horrificly bad song.

So yeah, next time you flail around for whatever reason take a video and send it to the air guitar championship and they'll probably send you back a trophy.