I'll be gone

until thursday. I'll be at camp. Yeah so i' probably won't post for a while.

To make it up to you here's a cool link. http://www.gprime.net

Hey

I'm back from band camp. But i'm going camping for a couple of days. I really want to here the song feel good inc by the gorillaz because i haven't heard it yet and i heard it was good.

best freaking site ever.

Why oh why does nobody go to textfiles? go there okay!!!

Hells yeah I'm back.

I was on a cool vacation with my family at a lake. We waterskied, tubed, swam, golfed, all kinds of fun stuff. Some of my friends from iowa came up, and so did some of my friends from iowa. Yeah, pretty fun. I encourage you to keep coming to this site because i really need the hits. and yeah, Over the next few weeks i'll be gone at various camps, so you'll probably only get audio posts. Hey now audio can be much cooler than text. Unless yoru running on 56k or 300 baud it should be fine and maybe even an upgrade. however be prepared to hear my odd sounding voice.


Anyway that's all for now.

Oh and hi to all my friends who are gone overseas!

If you had a talking dog would you want to hear it.

Would you?

How to be a cool six year old.

Now that I'm older I have the knowledge to become the coolest six year old ever. However i'm not six. Here's ten ways to make all the other little kids think your cool.

1. Use naughty words, or make up words and tell the kids your naughty. (however this will make you look uncool to anyone over the age of 8 or 9)

2. Say the phrase "You're not the boss of me as much as possible".

3. Learn to bike really really fast so you can beat your friends in races.

4. Pretend you are a karate kid, but if you get into a fight fight all star wrestling style.

5. Make up stories about monsters, they will really think you're cool.

6. Say that your are really cool. Small children will believe you.

7. Have a swingset, kids with swingsets are cool.

8. Play backyard football with your friends. It's a cool thing to do.

9. Talk about the show that is coolest now. when i was six it was Power Rangers.

10. Be a 7 year old. 7 year olds are waaay cooler than six year olds.


Now that we're done with that. Well i better say that the list is pretty childish, but somewhat true.

Star wars Episode III : hate it or love it

I saw Star Wars Episode III. I enjoyed it, but some parts of the movie were bad. Why, oh why, did that metal robot general grievious have a hunchback and a terrible cough. I mean if i built a robot I wouldn't put it in misery by giving it a hunchback, and a terrible cough. Robots don't cough. And maybe he's part organic part robot. If you went through all the trouble to put your brain into a robotic shell, why wouldn't you get some robotic metal lungs while your at it. I'm sure the sith dudes could easily afford it. The only reason i could see him not doing the metal lungs would be religion, but since he's an evil sith, a religion known for lying, murder, and countless other bad things, I dont' think he would be troubled about getting robot lungs.

The other thing i didn't like about this movie is that Anakin acted like a complete chode. He had nightmares about padme dying so he betrays everyone he knows grew oup with. His only father figure, Kenobi, had been with anakin since he was really young. But anakin has no problem killing him and betraying every jedi he ever knew. Even 4 year olds. Way to kill toddlers anakin, yeah because killing babies is real cool. Then Anakin acts retarded and tries to do a backflip over Obi-Wan. Just cause you switched religion from jedi to sith doesn't mean you gonna become a gymnast.


But all of this is made up for when he becomes kickass darth vader, this happens when they put him in the vader suit. From then on he hits the high point of his coolness. He kidnapps princesses, destroys planets, and turns into a really cool villain.

All in all I enjoyed Star wars III. The action was cool. It was like a comic book if you could give up any hopes for it being realistic, then you could sit back and enjoy the very interesting action. All in all I would suggest going to see it. But i wouldn't go to see it in theatres more than once.

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Do you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force????

I do. And if you don't your not cool. Well you might be cool. But your missing out on something cool. It's an awesome show on Cartoon Network. It airs at night on the Adult swim block. It's funny. But for people 14 and up. Some of the humor is a little crude. But it's funny.

I'm gonna take over pieces of the world.

I'l start sticking up stickers that have my sign on them. And i'll stick up flags. And i'll send stickers to friends for them to stick up. Eventually it'll be a big phenomenon and i'll claim all areas with that sign my own.

Cool stuff. - Fuel Cells

Alright i recently made a nerdyblog store. http://www.cafepress.com/nerdyblog You can also get to there by clicking the beautiful banner that is on the right side of this site.

Now that i am done shamelessly advertising, I'd like to talk about something cool. The cool thing is that IBM and Sanyo have worked together to creat the first prototype fuel cell notebook. That's all for now.

Have fun.

It''s alive!!!!!!!!

Nerdy blog is back in business. After a long break this website will rise from the dead. But only if you guys come to the site. Alright.


S0...... The problem with bringing this site back to life is that i actually have to think of something interesting to put on it.

I will give you Some anti-summer boredome tips.

Put a bar of soap in the microwave.

Fireworks.

staring contest

Potato guns

reading the good old files at www.textfiles.com

and last but not least commenting and reading at this site!!




alright that was pretty lame, so i must make it up to you with interesting ideas for essay papers for teachers you don't like.

Write a paper on how ketchup is a better spelling than catsup.

Write a paper on how the paper you are writing doesn't really exist because you yourself dont' exist.

Write a paper on how in the real world you won't have to write papers.

darn i can't think of anymore.

please please please support my site. If i don't get enough support, i'm afraid it will die. And i can't have that happen.