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Friday, September 29, 2006

Rock Paper Scissors

World Rock Paper Scissors Society. Surely a game like rock paper scissors most often used to determine the result of an argument in third grade, can be taken lightly as a game of chance. Apparently not, these people are serious about their rock paper scissors. Here's a quote from a rock paper scissors philosopher.

"To the beginner the choices are few, to the expert the choices are many."

Actually despite who "expert" you are at rock paper scissors you can only throw rock, paper, or scissors. That's only 3. So next time you feel like you don't have a good hobby, just sit back and smirk at these guys.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

World Champion my @ss

Apparently any overweight man in a sweater that he no doubt stole from his grandma. Performing half a song with bad timing, where half the time he's not playing while letting his man flab swing across the stage, Ochi Yosuke proves that one need not be good at what he does to be the champion of it. As lamar Burton from reading rainbow would tell a 4 year old, don't take my word for it.



You see it's not just me, he isn't very good. I might go far as to say a disabled kid with a wrist twitch might be better, but that'd just be mean. The only explanation that can explain it is that his ridiculously gay tiger sweatshirt has hypnotizzing powers on the judges, the guy on the end tries to resist the hypnotism sticking him with only a 5.8 Either that or all the good air guitarsts had a party that Ochi decided to stay home from so he could watch episodes of sailor moon while crocheting yarn underwear. And then by a freak accident the good air guitarists died while air guitaring to "we built this city on rock and roll" and they had simultaneous aneurisms because of the awesome horrificly bad song.

So yeah, next time you flail around for whatever reason take a video and send it to the air guitar championship and they'll probably send you back a trophy.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Beatboxen Bush

So, you wanna learn how to beatbox? GWB is back with another amazing performance. Surprisingly he is actually very good. The best part of the whole thing is Ch Ch Cheanyg

Thursday, September 07, 2006

5 ways to make people watch.....

Women's basketball

Women's basketball is alright with me. However their good fundamentals don't make for the same awesome moments you get from a slam dunk. It's like baseball without homeruns it's just missing something. I understand that it's fun to watch someone pop a nice jumper, but it's not the same as a slam. So here are 5 ways they could possibly make up for that.

5. Trampolines
With Trampolines you instantly allow women players to dunk. You also add the exciting trampoline wipeouts into the game.


4. Multi-Ball

When someone shoots 3 jump shots in a row they get another ball, Multi-ball ala pinball would make for some insane plays, and simultaneously make it hard for the cameraman to focus on both balls.

3. Spanish Speaking Anouncers
Everyone likes it when Europes favorite loudmouth annoucer yells GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

2. A women globe trotter esque team

Have a team of basketball tricksters schooling people up on the hardwood, Even if they lost it'd be more fun to watch.

1. Put it on TV.
While I joke around about womens basketball people'd probably watch it more if it were actually on tv more frequently.

Happy Feet Trailer #3

This is so dumb, it brings tears to me from the dumbness of the bird rapping

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

5 quick videos

I'm kinda lazy so here's a fast five.