New Awsome Religon

Recently I have "stumbeled" upon a new religon. this is the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. We have all been touched by his noodly appendage, we just need to accept him into our lives. This is the link to the COTFSM homepage, http://www.venganza.org/index.htm. enjoy

CAFFEINE!!!!!!!

I have found the power of caffeine. On http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/ they have a holloween sized stash of caffeinated goodies. thank god for CAFFEINE!

Conan O'Brien game.

Conan goes on a headbutting spree. Pretty cool.
http://www.flyborg.net/conan_O'Brien_the_barbarian.html

Headbut your way through medieval armies to save pimpbot 5000.

Conan Fights Chuck Norris

I think we all know who wins.
http://conanvschuck.ytmnd.com/

(internet explorer needed for sound, but sound isn't necesary)

Popozao

I should have posted this earlier, but I was lazy. If you haven't heard about it already, then you're in luck. Kevin Federline's song titled Popo Zau recently leaked out. I have to say it's one of the suckiest songs out there. Annoying synthesizers and lazy white guys aren't a good mix for a rap song. I would link to the song but it's explicit. So here's a ytmnd making fun of them, and the roxbury brothers. http://whatispopozao.ytmnd.com/

If you're really intent on hearing this terrible song just google Popozao. I didn't listen to the whole thing, it sucked too much for that.

Ad libs

Good Old Mad libs. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're stupid, but today they will be profitable. I am going to do, what no man has done before. I will take an Mad libs, and fill in the blanks with the highest paying google addsense keywords. Wierd huh? Let's see what kind of hilarity will ensue.

I bring you, Ad libs!

Key
Key words will be in italics.
Comentary will be in (parenthesis) commentary is not part of the Mad lib.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the trans union
To get her mesothelioma attorneys a bone.
When she got there, the lung cancer was Asbestos Cancer
And so her mesothelioma lawyer dog had none.

(so far lots of adds about cancer and lawyers)

Jack and Jill went up the home equity line of credit
to fetch a debt solution of water.
Jack fell down and broke his money magazine ,
And Jill came tumbling after.

(lots of money things)

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her lung cancer.
And when she was hosting, she was very, very secured,
And when she was bad, she was in debt.

(Now you know that if you are bad you go in debt. The mad lib said so.)


There was a asbestos woman
who registered domains in a shoe.
She had so many mesothelioma symptoms
She didn't know what to do.

(That last one is pertty sad. She hosts domains in a shoe, but she is made of aspestos. She has so many symptoms she doesn't know what to do. I mean, come on; that last one is sad. It could be a tv movie, or at least a soap opera. Of course if it was I wouldn't watch it, and neither would you, but that's beside the point.

These mad libs weren't very funny. I was expecting better. I almost decided not to post this, but I did anyway. I'm dissapointed in you google addsense. you need funnier keywords, because these cancer and debt ones are not funny at all.

Adsense fails at funny.

Taste testing

This week I tasted Black Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola. It was at Target in case you are wondering where to get it. It looks like coke, but it definitely doesn't taste like coke. It tasted syrup-ish. It was good. It just didn 't taste like coke, but I liked it anyway. It was very good. It tastes like if you were to add cherry juice and vanilla extract into coke, and kept adding it until it doesn't taste like coke. It wasn't too sweet, it was very good. I reccomend you take a swig of Black Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola.

Young Chuck Norris

SNL keeps getting better and better. This week it had a Chuck Norris Music Video thing. LINK

Abe Lincoln

I feel bad for Abe Lincoln. He looked funny, had a crazy wife, his son died, and in the end he got shot. He was tall and stuck out, he then wore a tall hat which made him stick out even more. His wife Mary Todd Lincoln spent the nations money on curtains and extravagant parties. One time she threw a huge unnecesary party. Her son got sick with typhoid. Not a little cough or the flu, but typhoid. Did she cancel her party? No. Two days later Lincoln's son died. Lincoln was depressed. His son died so he had a right to be depressed. Despite the depressing parts of Lincoln's life, he still managed to abolish slavery and become a historical icon.

My mp3 player broke.

I had a 1-gig sandisk player. It stopped working. I can still listen to songs, but I can't add or remove songs. It's really lame. So I'm saving up for a new mp3 player. That's why I got new ads on the site. I'm gonna use the profits for my new mp3 player. Yup so that's an explanation for the ads. What mp3 player do you think I should get? I was considering an ipod what do you think?

Kool Aid

Hmmmmmmmm.... koolaid. Sure it's made from a mixture of grounded mummy, espestos, and sugar, but that doesn't make it an less tasty. I like the good old red kool aid. Sure, you've got your invisible kool aid, your color changing koolaid. Then there's store brand kool aid, which is made by terrorists (just a warning). Kool Aid, is so cool it doesn't even have to worry about correct spelling. Sure, kool should be spelled cool, but real americans don't care about spelling. Overall Kool Aid is a drink of champions.

From the Ancient egyptians to the Romans, Kool Aid has been a major part of civilization. When George Washington was held hostage in the war* he narrowly escaped by throwing a packet of orange kool aid (arguably the worst flavor) into the eyes of his attacker. In the moments following, George drop kicked his captor into a herd of stampeding buffalloe**, discovered the fountain of youth, and wrote the script to Rambo 1-3. Some of you say this isn't true, but Real Americans don't care about Historical Accuracy (sorry for you foreign folks, you'll just have to read an encyclopedia or something).

Little known fact: In the Army, the battlecry known to the public as Hooah, is really a mispronunciation of the real warcry and kool aid slogan Oh Yeah!!! Then again real Americans don't care about pronunciation either.

Kool Aid is truly the world's super drink. Come to this site ever 5 minutes for more stories about kool aid***.



* All wars before WWII (and in some cases including WWII) are currently all refered to as "the war"

** Once again Americans don't care about spelling, especially in the case of animals.

*** Site will not be updated every 5 minutes, but it's suggested that you refresh every five minutes just in case.

Saturday Night Live

I think Saturday Night Live is making a comeback. It had been sucking for a while, but they've had some good sketches recently. Most notably the increasingly popular chronicles of Narnia Rap. There's the lettuce sketch (google and ye shall find), Jack Black had a funny performance about spelling bees. It's been increasingly getting better so I suggest you watch it this Saturday for some good comedy.

Hobo's the leaches of a market economy!

Now I've got nothing against the homeless. No wait, that's a lie. I don't like hobos. Now there are homeless people that have a perfectly good reason to not have a home, but I'm not going to get into that. Instead we'll focus on the bad kind of hobo. We learned in School that most homeless people choose to be homeless. That's right they choose not to have a house and job. That is the ultimate in lazy. You'd have to be so lazy that you'd rather sit outside and beg rather than have a part time job at McDonalds to pay for rent. Now some people say that hobos just don't fit in and that society has outcast them. No, it's just that hobos have outcast themselves with there failure to do any work at all. It's there fault that they don't have a job, not mine. If they are going to sit on the street asking for my money, I will say no. Now I could say no, get a job, but they won't. Some people say that if 20 people give him a nickle then he'd have a dollar. Yeah, but then the working people lose a dollar. I don't mind helping the poor, I don't mind helping the needy, but I'm not going to help the lazy.

What's cool now. (weekly feature)

Not cool enough to know what is cool and what is not?
Luckily nerdy blog is here to help you out.

The cool this week top 10 (In no particular order!)

1. Lazy Sunday
Two SNL superstars rapping about movies and cupcakes. Sounds like a recipe for success.

2. Conan Versus Colbert
Two of my favorite people in a heated discussion.

3. Law and Order air guitar
Performed by Will arnette (ON CONAN)

4. Will Arnett World's most horrible man (ON CONAN)


5. MOLECULO

Conan is just so darn popular this week.


6. Ebaumsworld Sucks
Indeed it does.

7. Hell of Sand
This game has gotten popular and has been posted on many, many, websites

8. Ball Revamped 4
It's the fourth installment of this addictive game.

9.Chuck Norris learns about himself
Tony Danza read some of the Chuck Norris facts to his face.

10. This site is always cool.
yup.

The tally: conan: 2, Will Arnett: 2, SNL: 2, Chuck Norris: 1
Conan beating Chuck Norris? Sounds like someone's gonna get roundhouse kicked.

Submit your suggestions for What's cool now to manga.kid@gmail.com.

What's cool now is a weekly feature that will happen every wednesday.

Studying, not just a alibi?

Hey people of nerdyblog. I am in the lemtec with 1/2 an hour till my english exam and paul says I should study. Discussion queston, should I study? Also, do people think in their native languges or not.

It's finals week.

It's finals week.
I've been studying and haven't had much time to get a good update.
So good luck with finals.

He's Got My Vote

MINNEAPOLIS (Reuters) - Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

Like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who was elected governor as an independent in 1998, the 41-year-old Sharkey once was a wrestler, although he spent his time "The Unholiest of Kings: Tarantula" on obscure professional circuits.

"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."

However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.

Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.

Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he's a vampire "just like you see in the movies and TV."

"I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood," he said, adding that his donor is his wife, Julie.

The field for the governor's race in Minnesota is far from complete. Republican incumbent Tim Pawlenty is widely expected to seek another term in November and his Democratic opponent has not been determined.

Sharkey said he planned to announce his candidacy Friday -- the 13th -- because that was "my lucky number."

© Reuters 2006. All Rights Reserved.

I Have The Power

I can now post On Nerdyblog so hi. Its will

Losers with Helmets

When I saw this the first thing that came to mind was, "These guys are losers."
link

Updating.

I've been begged to update. So, I guess I will.

Ummm... yeah.

Is this good enough of an update for you?